Dat het huwelijk niet altijd een sprookje is, moet je ons al lang niet meer vertellen. Daarom is het af en toe eens nodig om je – na die zoveelste discussie – even af te reageren. In de sporthal, op een beetje muziek of gewoon via Twitter.
Hoewel er aan trouwen een heleboel regeltjes verbonden zijn, staat het bij vele vrouwen al van kleins af aan op de bucketlist. Toch kunnen de frustraties bij elk gezond koppel al eens hoog oplopen en dan kunnen sommige partners het niet laten om hun ergernissen te delen op het wereldwijde web. Ook deze partners legden hun man/vrouw het vuur aan de schenen via Twitter.
I know I said for better or for worse, but my husband came home with rice cakes for lunch and I just don't see any coming back from that.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) September 30, 2019
There are two kinds of people at Lowe’s
My Husband: [concentrating very intently on lightbulbs]
Me: [having wandered to Halloween aisle] WOW LOOK AT THIS INFLATABLE DRAGON
— Mrs. Spooky Campfire Stories 👻 (@mrs_campfire) August 24, 2019
Me: Do you love me?
Husband: What did you break this time?
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) September 26, 2019
[ going out ]
wife: you’re wearing that?
me: i guess not
— Taming Fright Savage (@FredTaming) September 21, 2019
You know you’re in a fight with your husband when you walk past a photo of him and roll your eyes at it.
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) September 19, 2019
Husband: hey… what's our Amazon Prime password?
— Ghoulish Little Greg 🧟♂️ (@DaddyGrownup) September 18, 2019
My husband texted from the bathroom asking for more toilet paper so I sent him a picture of the empty coffee container he left for me. I guess we both want what we can't have this morning.
— Trace of Bass (@the_migglest) August 24, 2019
My husband made me a really romantic dinner once. When I finished cleaning the kitchen a week later, I warned him never to do anything like that to me ever again.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) September 26, 2019
Wife: Get a slightly squishy avocado at the grocery store but not too squishy.
Me: [staring at 439 avocados]
Wife: Where’s my avocado?
Me: They were out.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 23, 2019
I don't care how old my husband is, it's impossible for him to see an airplane without pointing and saying, "Look, a plane."
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) September 25, 2019
My husband just called pizza rolls pizza burritos and I didn’t even know I married a genius until now.
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) September 27, 2019
When my wife said, “you need to donate some of your clothes” she meant “clothes that she didn’t buy me”
I know this now.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 13, 2019
It’s going to be 93° today and my wife is putting on a scarf like she can just make fall happen on her own.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 30, 2019
Reason my husband does the grocery shopping is because I would probably come home with cheese and a llama.
— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) April 7, 2019
Grocery roulette is when you're unclear about an item on the list your wife gave you but instead of calling you make an educated guess and bring it home anyway.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 23, 2019
My wife heard a noise downstairs and woke me up to go check it out. Because apparently my life doesn't matter.
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) August 24, 2019
So this one time I lied and told my husband we were having people over for dinner and bought all sorts of really nice and expensive booze, food, and snacks that I normally wouldn't buy just for us and then I lied again and said they cancelled we may as well eat all this food
— Vision BOOOOred 👻 (@VisionBored1) September 28, 2019
Wife: *moves my shirts from the bottom of the drawer to the top of the drawer*
Me: Hey new shirts!
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) September 25, 2019
Me: *tries to lower carbon footprint*
Wife: *single handedly destroys the planet with aggressive toilet paper use*
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) September 29, 2019
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