‘My son pooped on his brother’s shoulder because he ““was a parrot”” #MyKidIsWeird’

Wij maakten net zoals Jimmy Fallon een selectie uit de hilarische tweets. Billekletsen en schuddebuiken geblazen!

Asked my kids what they wanted to be when they grew up.
9yo: a chef
7yo: a fireman
6yo: the eye of Sauron. #MyKidIsWeird

— Gina Denny (@ginad129) 30 maart 2016

Every time I'm in the bathroom, she sits outside the door singing, "Elsa, please, I know you're in there..." #MyKidIsWeird

— Glenn (@Glenn_Ashley) 30 maart 2016

My friends kids stares at him and meows when he's hungry since that's what the cat does to get food. #MyKidIsWeird

— Tim Drake (@timdrake) 30 maart 2016

One of the kids in my class came out of the bathroom and quietly said to himself.. "Well that hurt..." #MyKidIsWeird

— Faceless Ukulele (@facelessukulele) 31 maart 2016

My son had his fish tank removed from his room every time he got dressed because he needed privacy. #mykidisweird

— Elizabeth (@busy_lizz) 30 maart 2016

#MyKidIsWeird he wears his batman shirt inside out so batman is closer to his heart

— John Rivera (@itsmejohne) 30 maart 2016

When asked how she wanted her sandwich cut, my four-year-old daughter replied scathingly, "With a KNIFE." #MyKidIsWeird

— Kimberly VanderHorst (@Kymburleev) 30 maart 2016

When ever my niece colors,writes,draws she sticks her tongue out & her tongue essentially draws whatever her pen is doing. #MyKidIsWeird

— Priscilla Ramirez (@PrissyPercy) 30 maart 2016

A man with bad breath was helping us in a store and my son asked him, "Did you poop your pants?" #MyKidIsWeird

— Kelsey Raköw (@kejade) 30 maart 2016

My son pooped on his brother's shoulder because he "was a parrot" #MyKidIsWeird

— Coach Nick Russo (@nruss0) 30 maart 2016

For 2 years @RomanPrickett has only worn T-shirts with Abraham Lincoln on them. #MyKidIsWeird pic.twitter.com/b4c7a8VaJP

— Cara Brookins (@cmbrookins) 30 maart 2016

Told my 6yo his shoes were on the wrong feet. After a very long pause he said, "I don't have any other feet."
#MyKidIsWeird

— Gina Denny (@ginad129) 30 maart 2016

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