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'I hope you have a merry Christmas. And you are fat.'

Geweldig: 25 hilarisch eerlijke briefjes van kinderen

De ongefilterde waarheid komt uit een kindermond, of je er nu om gevraagd hebt of niet. Dat kan al eens tot komische situaties leiden. Tel bij die eerlijkheid nog wat afschuwelijke spelling en bijna onleesbare hanenpoten, en je krijgt een staaltje topentertainment.

‘Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.’

'Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.'

‘My one wish is for it to rain tacos.’

'My one wish is for it to rain tacos.'

‘I won’t love you if you make me clean my room.’

'I won't love you if you make me clean my room.'

‘I am running away becos you think I farted when I dident. P.S. You are mean.’

'I am running away becos you think I farted when I dident. P.S. You are mean.'

‘And you are fat.’

'And you are fat.'

‘My dad is the best cock ever.’

'My dad is the best cock ever.'

‘Thank you mom for making me food so I don’t die.’

'Thank you mom for making me food so I don't die.'

‘Buckets of my tears’

'Buckets of my tears'

‘When I was eight years old my neighbor’s dog kept pooping on my yard, so one day I pooped on his yard.’

'When I was eight years old my neighbor's dog kept pooping on my yard, so one day I pooped on his yard.'

‘Thanks for wat you got me. P.S. I frgot wat you got me.’

'Thanks for wat you got me. P.S. I frgot wat you got me.'

‘P.S. That will probably be a month or two.’

'P.S. That will probably be a month or two.'

‘If I had a different mom, I would punch her in the face and go find you.’

'If I had a different mom, I would punch her in the face and go find you.'

‘P.S. All day. P.S. I still love you.’

'P.S. All day. P.S. I still love you.'

‘I’m going to run away tomroe at 9.30.’

'I'm going to run away tomroe at 9.30.'

‘My penis in a goat.’

'My penis in a goat.'

‘We became friends because I kicked her in the face and said sorry.’

'We became friends because I kicked her in the face and said sorry.'

Dear Mrs McMahon, your a good teacher but not my most favourite.’

Dear Mrs McMahon, your a good teacher but not my most favourite.'

‘You owe me $1,00 not te be hard but I need money.’

'You owe me $1,00 not te be hard but I need money.'

‘Because my mom dose not like you.’

'Because my mom dose not like you.'

‘All I want to say sorry for is not being sorry cause I tried to feel sorry but I don’t.’

'All I want to say sorry for is not being sorry cause I tried to feel sorry but I don't.'

‘from the saddest person in the world’

'from the saddest person in the world'

‘My Dad likes you and he dosnt even like mum, so you must be nice.’

'My Dad likes you and he dosnt even like mum, so you must be nice.'

‘P.S. It is summer, you know.’

'P.S. It is summer, you know.'

‘I will not.’

'I will not.'

‘My mom likes drinking wine’

'My mom likes drinking wine'

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